Cool Album Titles

Recently, an odd and perhaps unanswerable question popped into my brain, sparked by the Classic Hits we play on Z93.

Whatever happened to cool album titles???

The ‘90s hits we play get me reminiscing not only about the good ol’ days, but the actual records, cassettes, CDs, what have you, that the songs came from. I don’t have to wrack my brain to recall the title of these albums, even the One Hit Wonders, because the names were just so… well, memorable. Original. Clever. Unique.

So WTF happened???

I am skimming over some of the Top 10 albums of 2013, and the titles are just so boring, dull, and unimaginative. I don’t care how many millions of copies One Direction sells. Can’t they (or their publicity team) think up a better album title than Take Me Home? I mean, it sounds like a blatant pickup line from 1982! Miley Cyrus just put out a record called Bangerz. Not that I’d expect any less, but really… sounds like an appetizer on the Tilted Kilt menu. Maroon 5 had the balls to call their latest effort Overexposed. John Mayer has had some pretty cool album titles in the past, like Room For Squares and Continuum. This year, he released Paradise Valley. Sounds more like an offering from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Country-Pop crossover acts Taylor Swift and Lady Antebellum both turned to color for inspiration: Red and Golden, respectfully, both of which are about as exciting as Beige.

Rewind to the 1990s. A whole ‘nother world. Maybe we used up all the words in the world, and their possible combinations. Here are some of my favorite album titles from a coupla decades back, whether I liked the actual album or not. In no particular order. Okay, in alphabetical order.

August and Everything After Counting Crows

Bigger, Better, Faster, More! 4 Non Blondes

4 Non Blondes

4 Non Blondes

Bloodletting Concrete Blonde

Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can’t We? The Cranberries

Grave Dancers Union Soul Asylum

Soul Asylum

Soul Asylum

Jagged Little Pill Alanis Morissette

Alanis

New Miserable Experience Gin Blossoms

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Pet Your Friends  Dishwalla

Tragic Kingdom No Doubt

Under the Table and Dreaming Dave Matthews Band

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Yourself or Someone Like You Matchbox 20Yourself+or+Someone+Like+You+HQ+PNG+cover

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Hello

Sorry for my unimaginatively titled first post. For a writer, I don’t know what to write about!

I will start by saying that I’m really grateful for a chance to work at a station like Classic Hits Z93. I get to relive “the best years of my life” (to quote Bryan Adams). Short of a time machine or a Fountain of Youth, where else can I suddenly be 16 again???

Aerosmith… Poison… Guns N Roses… INXS. Seems like just yesterday, their pictures hung on my bedroom walls, ripped from the pages of Circus Magazine. Now I’m playing them as “Classic Hits”??? I would say that I feel ancient, but I’m comforted by the fact that we also play the likes of Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson. A little something for everyone.

I hope to share music news, as well as personal memories connected to powerful songs here. Hope you enjoy the stuff I share!

And feel free to make suggestions/ requests anytime. My email address is: z93hollyrivers@yahoo.com

All The Best,

Holly

Aerosmith Permanent Vacation era

Aerosmith Permanent Vacation era